I arrived in Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City) on the 11th of June. Sixteen days, two night buses and two day buses later, I'm in Hanoi, at the other end of the country, roughly 1000 miles north of where I started.
While Nepal, Cambodia and Thailand boast an impressive number of natural wonders, Vietnam boasts an impressive number of motorbikes. In Saigon and Hanoi every stop light looks like the start of the Boston Marathon, except every runner is mounted on his or her scooter. Collisions are frequent and spectacular. To cross the roads, one must slowly and deliberately "wade" out into traffic and expect the incoming blitzkrieg to swerve around. Surprisingly, and sometimes harrowingly, it works.
Motorbike jokes aside, Vietnam does have at least one natural wonder. Yesterday, I took a day trip out to Ha Long Bay. This area is a collection of over 3000 small islands that rise vertically out of the sea. Around these islands are fishing villages - clusters of floating houses in which locals live with attached fish pens for harvesting fish to sell in the markets. And, inside some of these islands are enormous caves with ceilings at least 100 feet high. The ceilings drip water from stalactites and the floors are covered with stalagmites. Some ceiling areas are smooth, apparently from sea erosion millions of years ago. The one I visited was only discovered in 1993 and was complete with colored fluorescent lighting to add to the effect, not that it was really needed. The tour guides, in their many trips through the caves have envisioned all sorts of shapes in the formations and in the shadows they create. The funniest part about it for me is that nearly every one had to do with a man pursuing a woman for love or an intimate encounter. They like to joke, too. For some reason, I was singled out by our tour guide to be the one most discouraged from touching the giant breast-shaped stalagmite.
Another funny thing about Vietnam are the pushy motorbike touts and friendly food stall cooks without a fantastic command of the English language.
Example one:
The motorbike touts are relentless here, and pulling out a guidebook or map streetside is like giving yourself a nasty cut in the middle of a pack of great white sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Most of them don't speak any English, which makes it difficult for them to understand where you want to go in the first place. But, they try make up for it by memorizing a few key phrases.
Motorbike jokes aside, Vietnam does have at least one natural wonder. Yesterday, I took a day trip out to Ha Long Bay. This area is a collection of over 3000 small islands that rise vertically out of the sea. Around these islands are fishing villages - clusters of floating houses in which locals live with attached fish pens for harvesting fish to sell in the markets. And, inside some of these islands are enormous caves with ceilings at least 100 feet high. The ceilings drip water from stalactites and the floors are covered with stalagmites. Some ceiling areas are smooth, apparently from sea erosion millions of years ago. The one I visited was only discovered in 1993 and was complete with colored fluorescent lighting to add to the effect, not that it was really needed. The tour guides, in their many trips through the caves have envisioned all sorts of shapes in the formations and in the shadows they create. The funniest part about it for me is that nearly every one had to do with a man pursuing a woman for love or an intimate encounter. They like to joke, too. For some reason, I was singled out by our tour guide to be the one most discouraged from touching the giant breast-shaped stalagmite.
Another funny thing about Vietnam are the pushy motorbike touts and friendly food stall cooks without a fantastic command of the English language.
Example one:
The motorbike touts are relentless here, and pulling out a guidebook or map streetside is like giving yourself a nasty cut in the middle of a pack of great white sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Most of them don't speak any English, which makes it difficult for them to understand where you want to go in the first place. But, they try make up for it by memorizing a few key phrases.
Me: [Walking down a busy street.]
Motorbike tout: Hello. Motorbike, friend?
Me: [In Vietamese] Khong cam on. (No thanks.)
Motorbike tout: Where you go?
Me: [I point in the direction I'm walking and continue in that direction without answering]
Motorbike tout: Okay, cheap price for you. Marijuana?
Me: [Ten feet past the tout and not at all interested in either offer.]
Motorbike tout: [happily] Okay, let's go!
Example two:
The food here is delicious, but it's not always easy to get what you want.
Me: [At a food stall] Does this soup have meat?
Food stall cook: Yes.
Me: Is it beef?
Food stall cook: Yes.
Me: [Suspicious from the body language associated with the first answer]. Chicken?
Food stall cook: Yes.
Me: [Now, for fun] Dodo bird?
Food stall cook: Yes.
Me: [In Vietnamese] Chay (Vegetarian). Okay?
Food stall cook: Okay.
I then promptly learned the words for beef and chicken and enjoyed delicious pho (Vietnamese soup) happily and regularly. Did I get beef or chicken, or did I get something else less commonly consumed by westerners? I'll never know, but either way, it tasted great. The best food here was actually anything that came out of a clay pot. I have no idea how it was done, but I'm impressed.
Between Saigon and Hanoi, I stopped in Nha Trang, Hoi An, and Hue. Nha Trang has beaches, Hoi An has tailors, and Hue has...a river. All cities contained amazing local Vietnamese food specialties. And every place contained interesting things to see, but there is a reason why Saigon and Hanoi are the main tourist draws. And, incredibly friendly people are everywhere, despite the "American" War that happened so recently.
All in all, Vietnam was a great experience. Would I come back here next year? With so many other amazing places in the world to see, probably not. Am I glad I came? Absolutely.
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